I’ve Found The Cure For Constipation

Alright guys, I know this is kind of gross, but I gotta share it with you. As you know, I’ve been a little clogged due to my Percocet intake following the shoulder surgery (I promise I’ll stop talking about it soon). Since then, I’ve tried various things such as fiber gummies, bran, eating foods high in fiber, suppositories (gross, sorry), laxatives, and coconut oil. But the only thing that has worked, and worked within 15 minutes of ingesting it is…… a Starbucks Double Shot.

No joke. I have one every other day and I’m more regular than I was before the damn surgery.