You are so weird it’s kind of cool.
First line of an email from some random dude asking me out.

Hi. I'm Frangry. I've been making bitches pay since 1979. And you love me.
Listen to my radio show Shut Up, Weirdo. And meet my co-host Andy.
Sometimes I Twitter.
Once, I was on TV.
Then please email: Frangry [at] gmail [dot] com.
