Did I Tell You Guys What I Saw At Starbucks This Morning?

Some ghetto dude (with stars shaved into his hair, his pants down to his ankles and a fake ass blinged out watch about 3 inches in diameter) walked in with a banana. Asked the barista for a venti cup. Peeled the banana. Placed the banana in said cup. Poured some cinnamon on it. Handed the cup to the barista and asked him to fill it with skim milk and ice. 

As he was mixing his milkshake with his straw, he turned to me and said that he was trying to save money because his new watch cost him a “pretty penny.” Apparently, it’s encrusted with diamonds from “da Sierra Leone, kid.”