I Just Had A Twilight Zone Moment On The Bus

First the bus got stuck behind some cab that wouldn’t move out of the way and every single one of the estimated 25 people on the bus starting screaming and cursing and flipping the fuck out. The chick next to me and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Then some dude sitting across from me was reading his magazine out loud. After finishing every paragraph, he had a discussion with himself about what he had just read.

And to top it all off, there was an 80 year old woman straight drinking whiskey out of a bottle at 10am.