Great for marriage, extortion, laughs.
A drawer of turds at the Balloon Saloon
Daily dose of Moss
So bad. And so unnecessarily long.
Someone managed to get tights on all by herself!
Frangry sticker spotted on Bedford (Taken with Instagram)
A get well card from my favorite Shut Up, Weirdo listener Johnny Muller
Got a giant watch for my left hand, to make up for the fact that I can’t wear my giant bracelets on my right. (Taken with Instagram)
If it doesn’t taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don’t drink it.
Now it’s time for some percocet.
Got dressed all by myself! Going to get my stitches out!