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Topic: Conniving Kids
September 2012
August 2012
The best part about jury duty is being dismissed at 11am on the Friday before Labor Day.
The worst part about jury duty is not being able to make a #2 because there are 12 people sitting right outside the bathroom door.
Hey Leann Rimes, it’s ok to admit you’re anorexic.
I am so sick of The Man Repeller
I got picked to serve on a jury
And I secretly love it. I’M A FUCKING AMERICAN. And that’s all I can say about that.
“In a relationship with my iPhone home button. And it’s complicated.”
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Amen, brother.
It should be against the law to cook fish in an apartment building.
Say My Name
Destiny's Child ft. Walter White
Today in I love the internet so much: Say My Name, a Destiny’s Child and Walter White mash up
Listen to Shut Up, Weirdo for August 24, 2012 →
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Topic: The Shut Up, Weirdo Confessional
“I bet you find out that as strong as you know yourself to be that you’re tougher than you know!”
—Reader Tom sent me a nice pep talk <3
This is one of those few times in my life where I wish I had a stupid boyfriend.
Some of you may know that I have had issues with my shoulder. Turns out I have a labral tear and bicep tendonitis, and the only remedy is surgery. Exactly two months after being diagnosed and one day after I received a major bitching from my Mom (“grow up” were her exact words), I finally scheduled the surgery for October 10. And let me just tell you, I’m having a major internal freak out.
I’m not worried about the dumb surgery, or the scars, or any of that crap, I’m sure it’ll go fine. But what I AM worried about is the fact that I will not be able to pull, push or lift anything for 6 to 8 weeks following the procedure.
Let me give you a minute to let that sink in….I will NOT BE ABLE TO PULL, PUSH OR LIFT ANYTHING for SIX MOTHER FUCKING WEEKS.
Here’s a small list of shit I won’t be able to do:
- doing the dishes
- cleaning my fish’s tank
- opening a jar
- pulling my jeans up over my giant ass
- blow drying/curling my hair
- opening a window in my own damn apartment
- holding on to the subway pole
- changing my sheets
You guys, how am I going to survive?
Look, don’t get me wrong, I know I’m being a brat and there are people in this world with no arms or legs and all of that. But I truly just can’t even wrap my head around how I’m going to get through those six weeks alone.
Conversations with RA the Rugged Man
- RA: do you know Spanish by heart?
- Me: ...
- Me: yes, I'm fluent.
Nooooo!
I think my fish Jeffrey is dying. So sad.
“Memorizing lines, and trying to like, say them and still like, do movement and all that. That was hard.”
—Ryan Lochte on the challenges of acting on “90210.” (via huffposttv)
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Which Frangry and Michele happen to think is one of the best episode of Shut Up, Weirdo ever.
Topic: Your Favorite Non Curse Swear Word
I apparently neglected to apply sunblock to the tip of my nose.
And now I look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. So yeah.
