June 2012
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It's windy in NYC today
So congratulations to everyone on 3rd Avenue who just saw my coochie.
Skate Moss
Skate Moss (via sorenslie)
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Kate Spade New York Lookbook
My girl Fernanda killed it with her new project. Check out the Summer 2012 Kate Spade New York Lookbook at bloomingdales.com (It takes a minute to load but totally worth the wait!)
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This Week on Shut Up, Weirdo: Word Hate
This week is going to be super fabulous as Michele “Food Bed” Colomer fills in Captain Bringdown. Join the ladies as we discuss all the words you just can’t stand to hear. It’s gonna be gosh darn splendid. Call us live on the air (201-209-9368) with your ugly little words. Tune in this Friday, 6 to 7pm ET, at WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org.MI
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Dear Internet,
The “X Reading Fifty Shades of Grey” meme was only funny the first time. I thought we learned this lesson during the “Shit X Girls Say” fiasco.
xo, Frangry
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I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for...
– Another idiotic quote from Kristen Stewart (via goldenfiddle)
I know who I are!
– I.B.
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My life just got significantly better
Thanks to valerian root.
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To That Mystery Fluid I Sat In On The Bus
Fuck you, dude.
I used my vibrator to massage my shoulder last...
Worked like a charm!
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Worst Fucking Day Ever
Then I was told I need shoulder surgery. And now I arrived home to find a jury summons.
I had a serious meltdown at work today
And started crying because my fonts weren’t working. Straight up tears. Pathetic.
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