Just home waxing my mustache at 9pm on a Saturday night!
Not ashamed in the least.
I called my Mom and she was too busy to talk to me. Pathetic.
No, I do not need to see a video of you changing the baby’s disgusting dirty diaper. What is fucking wrong with people?
- Me: I like the color on your toes
- Mom: It's the Madonna song!!
- Me: Uhhhhh...
- Mom: Material Girl!!!
The saddest, and simultaneously most entertaining, places in the world.
So fucking gross. Good thing I’m headed to Miami!
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.” —Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (via tayshathefilmgeek)
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Now what?
I wonder if her vagina talks as much as her mouth.
It was really unclassy when they booed Axl Rose at the party.
That’s why she’s so thin right now.
They put her on bipolar medicine.
But she can’t figure out why.
It makes her feel sexy.
It was really difficult to stop.
I feel so bad for her manicurist.
That first warm day of spring where every chick pulls out her new sheer dress. If you catch her when the breeze is right you can see her whole booty. The best day of the year.
- Andre Balazs sitting next to me at The Standard East
- Alexa Chung walking by Peels looking lost as fuck
- John Legend walking two dogs on the Bowery