I bought some condoms and they gave me a coupon for KY Jelly.
- Me: How's Ansel? (her 2 year old son)
- Her: He's a dick.
I just saw a man. Holding a baby pig. On the L train.
Zac Efron as Christian Grey. With movie magic he can look tall enough.
That’s like 1200 pages of kinky sex. So what’s been going on guys?UPDATE: for those asking, the plot is awful and crazy and stupid. But you only have to deal with that for a few pages between every sex scene. And I won’t lie, it’s kinda entertaining, soap opera style.
I’m too busy reading erotica to care about my internet presence.
It’s got everything a girl could want in a story: dark twisted rich bossy dude who gives a girl cars and iPads with tailored playlists. And he’s damaged too! And there’s crazy ex girlfriends! And crack whores! And let us not forget the BDSM!
I’ve done nothing but read this garbage since yesterday morning. See you guys after book three.
And it’s just proving why Pedro Almodovar is my favorite.
Just sat behind Michael Cera at Death of a Salesman starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Andrew Garfield. The star of the show was Cera’s hair—it looked like a matted down dirty blonde brillo pad.