August 2011
Hair Miracle
I started using Moroccan Oil in my hair a few weeks ago and it’s amazing. My hair has been so soft and healthy and shiny, people have even been commenting on it. Give it a shot, get it here.
Post Irene Weather
Was totally worth that day of boredom we spent. It is fucking beautiful out.
Yo, you guys, I'm seriously fucked up after the rat situation I saw.
Ugh yuck.
Irene Destruction
Just saw a live rat eating a dead rat.
To all you idiots complaining that there wasn't enough destruction
Thank your lucky stars, you ungrateful fuck.
“The scariest part of this storm experience is Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish translations during press conferences.”
—Pseu Braun
Raise your hand if Irene is boring you already...
I don’t think I’ve ever waited this long for anything in my life.
“I jerk off and then after I cum I’m like ‘ugh I hate everyone’”
—Vito
The classical music at Balthazar is making me feel like I'm on the Titanic.
“Can’t Ryan Gosling do something about this hurricane?”
—SUW listener James
Every girl in NY is getting their nails did for Irene.
I’ve tried to go to three different places, all of which were completely packed. WTF
“Do you have weed?”
—Hurricane preparation at it’s finest.
New York planning to shut down transportation system, evacuate areas →
nydailynews.com
So, I guess this is really happening then?
In the 13 years I’ve been in NY, the only time they’ve shut down the transportation system was on 9/11.
“…any email you sent to a girl was immediately forwarded to at least one of her friends or office pals and deconstructed like a Shakespearean sonnet in an Advanced Elizabethan Poetry class.”
—A line from the book I’m reading, I Just Want My Pants Back. It’s funny cuz it’s true. And thanks to whoever recommended it to me.
Play
Fiction, Please
What book should I read?
Listen to last night's episode of Shut Up, Weirdo →
wfmu.org
Topic: Who’s a dick?
Big thanks to Michele for filling in for Andy!
Hipster Ipsum →
hipsteripsum.me
Funny. But Gansta Ipsum still wins.
Play
“Ice Loves Coco: Watch and take notes. That’s a surprisingly healthy marriage.”
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Fact.
Fact.
This Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Who's A Dick?
This week’s show will go down in history as the first (and perhaps only) time there will be two female co-hosts, as Listener Michele fills in for Andy. And what do girls do when they get together? Talk about dicks of course!
Join
Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm ET on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org.
Check It Out
The Bloomingdale’s Check It Out site, launched today. It’s a great source for fashion news and behind-the-scenes scoops, with new posts daily. In the upcoming weeks you will find great features like Ask the Fashion Office, NBC partnerships, Studio Secrets and fashion week coverage. Take a look!
And in the interest of full disclosure, I made it :)
Chicks with belly rings need to GTFO
