I’d say that 80% of the fucks I’ve ever had are among the worst fucks I’ve ever had.
I Just Went to David's Bridal For the First Time...
What a fucking lame ass cluster fuck. It’s going to take months to wash away all this extra estrogen.
I just straight up don’t give a flying fuck. I’ma do me.
Off To A Bad Start
I woke up with (what I think is) a Coldplay song in my head.
Can someone please explain to me why Mila Kunis...
Friends with Benefits = No Strings Attached
Zoe Kravitz Looking Fly for Wonderland Magazine
More after the jump.
I’m making my first trip out west and will be in San Diego/LA getting drunk for a week straight. Party starts this Saturday.
This Is Why I'm Single
I haven’t showered since Tuesday morning.
Today In Not Feelin' It
Evan Rachel Wood’s new haircut.
I am mother fucking dreading putting on aligners #2. When I tried them on at the orthodontist’s office today, they were so tight I wanted to die. God help me.
This Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Stuff You've Sat...
That’s right folks, our most genius topic ever is finally here. This week on Shut Up, Weirdo, we want to explore the world of things you’ve sat on. On Santa’s lap. On the boss’s lap. On an ant hill. On the dock of the bay. In the back of the bus. In a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. A tack. A whoopie cushion. The papal throne. So many possibilities. Call Andy & Frangry on the air (201-209-9368)...
Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right...– Hugh Hefner (via simko)
Overheard at Long Beach
Chick staring at her flip flops: “I don’t know if this is bird poop or food from last night.” Ew bitch. What the fuck were you eating?
Happy Father's Day to the best Dad in the world—My...
(Idea for this post stolen from a tweet by Ramou)
So I Treated Myself to a $100 Mani/Pedi
My best friend in the whole wide world moved to San Francisco today.
In which I learn that one of my Shut Up, Weirdo... →
me: you should be my assistantt!
Him: ill be your assistant!
me: although i have to tell you
me: i will most definitely sexually harrass you
Him: i wont stand for that
Him: but i'll lay down for it
Can anyone recommend a good NYC licensed plumber?
See By Chloe Fall 2011
I want everything in this collection.
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion is on and I don’t recognize half of the women due to plastic surgery.
Let’s see how many times I cry…
I'm So Drunk Right Now
I deleted this and rewrote it at least 5 times due to spelling mistakes.