How long does brewed coffee keep for? I’m way too lazy to make more…
I totally want to go shopping with him.
- I ordered breakfast from The Smith and the hottest fucking guy in the world delivered my food.
- I spent 4 hours watching Gone With the Wind today. Scarlet O’Hara is the most annoying female character I have ever seen.
- At the spa they were playing Your Body is a Wonderland.
- I got the greatest face massage of my life.
- I just saw a dog wearing a scarf.
Well, I just got a link exchange request from Ed Hardy. So, yeah.
Or as normal people like to call it, Girl’s Night. God help me.
Anyone got a gun, real or fake, that I can borrow for a photo shoot on February 27th?
That’s right, suckers. Including me. Adopt me for 2011 before some other weirdo beats you to it! It’s all to benefit WFMU. You have until March 7, but you’d better hurry. And if you can’t afford me (because let’s face it, I’m a fancy bitch), there’s other nice things to get, like the new Shut Up, Weirdo calendar.
When I was 10 years old, playing with my Barbies and coloring, I never imagined that at the age of 31 I would find myself sitting on my couch sick as fuck, eating chicken pot pie and watching a television show about men creating leotards out of duct tape to win a drag queen title.
Coke Talk on Lady Gaga and her stupid Grammys egg costume.