January 2012
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin are the best...
Bienvenidos A Miami
I bought what I thought was a baguette, only to come home and find out it was actually an extra long loaf of Cuban bread.
“$50 for THAT?!”
– The bagger at the grocery store upon seeing our bottle of Veuve Clicquot
December 2011
Every TV in my Mom's place is tuned to Fox News
And if that pillow, that your annoying family is...
Regardless of age.
There are 52 empty chairs at this pool. I know...
So, middle aged man in cargo shorts, leather smoking flats, and Oakley sunglasses, I’m not sure what compels you to bring your bratty ass kids to the chair right next to me. Other than the fact that you’re an inconsiderate tacky fucking asshole.
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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski UPDATE: According to my Shut Up, Weirdo co-host Andy Cohen, this was first said by Bertrand Russell in 1933 (when Bukowski was only 13).
Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
I wish I didn’t work so hard.
I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
I wish that I had let myself be happier.
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I hate Brad Goreski just from the previews of his...
First Stop In Miami
Starbucks. I’m such a gringa.
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Am I the only one who thinks that Hello Giggles...
UPDATE: For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Usedtobehotuntiltoday released this lame video. For reasons unbeknownst to me, the entire internet is creaming itself over it.
The only year-end list you need to read →
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My Mom just pulled out an Ann Coulter book and was so proud of herself for owning it.
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Really though, just leave me alone.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!?!?
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“It’s really quite lovely when a new baby finally starts to demonstrate the first...”
– Chris Mohney
Within 10 minutes of being in Nicaragua, my Mom...
I was wearing these green pants and these tan shoes.
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Planes to Nicaragua
Reek of cheap cologne. I seriously cannot breathe.
Michael Pitt is the New (Hot) Face of Prada
Fired from Boardwalk Empire? Eh, who cares. My man Michael Pitt is looking fine for Prada’s spring/summer 2012 menswear campaign, shot by David Sims. Per the press release, Pitt, in this campaign, “explores the language of male role models from the rock star to the playboy, from the self-reflective introvert to the engaging and humorous farceur.” Those lips… (via Fashionista)
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Books, Please
What should I read over the holidays?
I did end up showering
Scott's early morning text: Rose Bar tonight
Me: You're thinking about booze at 8:30am
Scott: No. Thinking about you.
Me: Oh shit! You win. I'm not showering so I don't care where we go.
Scott: Fuck you. Get showered and dressed up. I'm in a fucking suit.
Me: I don't have time. My hair is mad greasy.
Scott: Jesus Franny. This isn't the fucking NYU dorms...You're a goddamn adult.
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Fiercing the Veil: Kim Jong Il Gets a Makeover →
I’m happy to report I worked on this masterpiece of a project.
To the MOMA security guard who strolled over to me...
I love you.
OK, so I got an iPad
Now what do I do with it?
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Google: Let It Snow →
These Are The Views From The New World Trade... →
(via thegayrepublican)
