It makes me really happy that my iPhone has...
I have a blister from my Invisalign attachments
It’s like I’m 15 all over again, except without the acne and killer body.
I don’t mind that Kim Kardashian got married. If... →
Why Rob Delaney is Suing Kim Kardashian
I would totally pretend to love someone for $15...
If I’m wearing headphones, it’s because I don’t want to be disturbed. So don’t stand there staring at me until I take them off. I’m going to pretend I don’t see you, and you’re going to look like an idiot.
I love Chelsea Lately.
This Week on Shut Up, Weirdo: Friday’s Show: Fake...
Whether you’re into pro wrestling, ‘80s porn, Fox News, or any other sort of complete artifice, sometimes you just want to say: I don’t care if it’s fake, I love it! Call us this week and tell us your favorite fake (201-209-9368). Listen in this Friday, 6-7pm ET at 91.1FM or on the internet at WFMU.org. Shut Up, Weirdo: The Promise of Joy. The Magic of Blather.
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Shut Up, Weirdo will be hosting the Wheel of Fate on Sunday from Noon to 4. See you there!
It's Hard Being a Brat
My renovations have officially been extended another week and I’m already DYING to go home. Pancake won’t stop crying, I miss my bed and this whole living out of a suitcase thing is not good for my wardrobe. But it’s all good, nothing a little alcohol can’t fix.
Had Wendy's for the first time since high school
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My new weekly web-only call in advice show. We’ll be back with a new show on Nov. 4th! Because you’re worth it, no matter what your parents told you.
Kate Moss for CK Jeans (thanks to I Love Mel for the link)
Shut Up, Weirdo Meet Up This Tuesday 10/18!
Come have an drink with the rest of the weirdos at the first ever Shut Up, Weirdo Meet Up! There won’t be any games or cotton candy, just some free swag, booze and a whole lot of regret. Tuesday, October 18 6:30PM - 9PM Luca Lounge 222 Avenue B
Moving Out Of My Place Tomorrow
I will be displaced for two weeks while my apartment is being renovated. So I’m staying up as long as possible in order to milk the awesomeness of my bed.
But I'm Funny When I'm Sober, Too.
Him: Are you drunk? Me: NO! Why? Him: Because you’re being so funny!
One of our top ten shows of all time, in my humble... →
This week’s Shut Up, Weirdo topic: What Blew Your Mind?
Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore... →
Love just doesn’t exist!
Do you think Man Repeller knows that it's not the...
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Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Did That Blow Your...
This week on Shut Up, Weirdo, we want to know about what blew your mind, be it sacred or profane, sublime or ridiculous, philosophical or pharmaceutical, sonic or sexual, cosmic or comic. Any epiphany will do. Call us on the air (201-209-9368) and listen in this Friday, 6 to 7pm ET on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org. Shut Up, Weirdo: The Promise of Joy. The Magic of Blather.