January 2011
I'm On a Playboy Website: Eight Lady Bloggers We’d... →
I’m honored, Molls.
I'm hanging out with a famous blogger tonight. →
Daria Werbowy for Céline
More after the jump…
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You know that movie with Denzel Washington about...
Yeah, that was stupid.
Dear Friends,
Would you stop talking to me if I went to see Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never movie? It’s in 3D, y’know….
xo, Frangry
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Charlie [Sheen] explained that he wants to start a... →
If this is true, God bless him.
Hey ladies, buy this lip gloss. Thank me later. →
UPDATE: To answer some of your questions:
No, I’m not getting paid for this post.
Yes, it’s $28, but it’s $28 well spent.
To the new douchebag magnet lounge on my block...
Good. Beat it.
Can someone please explain to me how the fuck...
UPDATE: Oh, so they’re just stupid? Not skilled in the art of wearing heels in the snow?
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You know what's really sad?
I can’t find one fucking dude, in all of New York City, that I would get naked for.
My iPhone just auto corrected 'I'm so easy' to...
Music in the Morning: Salt N Peppa’s Push It
“We found one thing James [Franco] can’t do.”
– Natalie Portman on James Franco and pregnancy at the Newsweek Oscar Roundtable.
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Yo, you know what? I'll be honest, I did some...
Someone forgot to tell Cameron Diaz that she's...
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Loving the Stella McCartney Spring 2011 Ads
Shot by Mert & Marcus and featuring Joan Smalls and Malgosia Bela.
This Is Why I Don't Make Plans
I drank all day at a baby’s birthday party and it’s so god damn cold out that all I want to do is stay in bed, but now I have to go to dinner at 9 and see a screening of RA’s movie at fucking midnight. Shoot me.
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This month's period zit reared its ugly little...
The corner of my mouth. I hope my date doesn’t think I have the herp.
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“O M Givenchy.”
– I just heard someone say that. No joke. And she was so proud of herself she felt the need to repeat it. Holy mother fucking christ.
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“You have mastered the art of telling people they suck without insulting them,...”
– Smashley paid me a nice compliment today.
If I see one more commercial for that stupid movie...
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My hair looks like I got fucked all night by a...
I ain’t brushing it because I don’t give a fuck. What are they gonna do? Fire me?
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I'm Having The Worst PMS Of My Entire Life
It will be a miracle if I make it through this week without stabbing someone in the mother fucking face.
I think I'm the only jerk who has to work today.
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