If Lindsay Lohan is “Pathetic,” Then So Am I: What... →
Amber, from Teen Mom, is acting right?
Or is she really that much of a fucking psycho cunt?
It's funny how MTV plays a music video in between...
That still doesn’t make it Music Television….
The photographer Greg Kessler captures the... →
Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Fine-Tuning Your Gaydar
Until the Pentagon changes its Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy for keeping-but-not-keeping gays in the military, we at Shut Up, Weirdo feel it a patriotic duty to help our listeners clarify what constitues gayness. Is gaydar real? What are the hints, tells, tics, winks, clues, and telltale shoelace preferences that tell you that someone is the the real deal qweer-wise? Call us on the air...
Crystal Renn in French Vogue Shot by Terry...
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The song is bad enough. →
I feel kinda guilty about that Kardashian post.
But then I realize that feeling guilty means I’m not a complete jerk.
People still give a shit about The Roots?
Just because your umbrella is bigger than mine,...
I Wanna Go on a Winter Wonderland Road Trip
Who’s with me?
A Message to My Future Husband
Learn to pee sitting down, or make enough money to get us a weekly maid. I refuse to clean a grown man’s piss off of a toilet seat.
You Guys, I Just Made a Terrible Mistake
I took decongestant with a double espresso. I feel like I did a gram of coke. My pupils are insanely dilated. I’m cleaning my apartment from top to bottom.
Eh, on Katy Perry, but the rest is hilarious.
Do people actually use Ping? Am I late on this...
I Spy Lots of Retarded in the October Issue of...
The tag line “Fur Transcends Time” A House of Deréon ad showing Beyonce sitting on a motorcycle with some horrendous ass hairdo that’s a cross between Marilyn Monroe and Rihanna. I won’t even comment on the wanna be Chanel temporary tattoo that she’s sporting all along her leg. “When addressing a man’s penis, if you want it to get huge, tell it...
Home sick today and gonna try to watch The...
UPDATE: I didn’t even last past the part where I have to download some plug in to watch streaming movie on Netflix. I guess I’m just never going to watch this movie.
Listen to 'Shut Up, Weirdo' for Sept. 24, 2010 →
Topic: 2nd Annual Speed Topic Show (horrible bathroom sights, mail mix-ups, sexy ad mascots, innovative ice-cream toppings, celebrity candidates, best pet names) (via shutupweirdo)
The description of the crazy dream you had last night will never be as cool to me as it is to you, so please, spare me the boring details.
Men might have balls, but they're just giant...
Are you alive? 2 days. No update to Tumblr.– A txt I just received from my best friend. I’m not really sure what it says about me that people think I might be dead just because I haven’t blogged, but I know it can’t be a good thing.
It's Called Art. →
Lady Gaga's Shenanigans Save You Cash Money On...