July 2010
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Let's Play A Game: Which One Is Lindsay Lohan And... →
(via hotlikemexxxico)
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To The Fat Bitch Eating Her Leftover Chinese Food...
It smells like shit. And you’re not a fucking newborn, you can wait until you get home.
At Dunkin Donuts
Is that girl with the braces even old enough to drink coffee?
Gerard Butler Is A Poor Man's Clive Owen
Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Hands In the Cookie Jar
What’s the dumbest, most embarassing thing you’ve ever been caught doing … that we can talk about on the radio? Call Shut Up, Weirdo on the air (201-209-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm (EST) with your tale of being caught red-handed and red-faced, and we promise not to steal your stories for our 30 Rock spec scripts. As usual, the best call wins.
Listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org...
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I Have Some Bad News
I think I have to start going to the gym.
To All You Dudes Who Go To Sporting Goods Stores...
You’re retarded.
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On Gerard Butler
fat
ugly
chipmunk cheeks
man boobs
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I'm A Little Pancake
In the mornings, when I’m getting ready for work, I sing Pancake a song to the tune of “I’m A Little Teapot”.
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It truly amazes me that a grown-ass woman can act like Danielle Staub.
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The First Step To Recovery
You know you need to leave the house more often when your friend tells you he’s proud of you for taking a day trip to the Hamptons.
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People still give a shit about M.I.A.?
“Were there a lot of people in the buildings?”
– A 4 year old boy asking his Mom while walking past Ground Zero.
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Shut Up, Weirdo for 7/24/2010 →
Topic: Did That Really Happen? Stories of Reality Too Weird to be True
Winner: Sebastian who got face raped by a bunny rabbit.
Taylor Momsen: Just As Gross and Stupid As She Was... →
My Hatred for Taylor Momsen Is Now Justified →
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To the little girl who begged me to sit next to...
You are so damn rad.
I Am Happy To Report That My Poo Test Came Back...
You can all rejoice now.
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I Read This With An Open Mind →
Wanting and hoping that I would like Inception after I finished the article. But really, this movie is retarded and the article just made me more confused.
This just happened again. →
My Review Of Inception
I feel bad for whoever had to spend hours buffing DiCaprio’s nails.
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Sometimes, when my laptop gets too hot, I use Pancake as a buffer between my legs and the computer. It’s OK, it makes him feel useful.
“Are you leaving your house today or just going to play with your poo?”
– Giancarlo; I’ll have you know that I completed my poo test this morning and do plan on leaving my house today. I even showered!
The Social Network Trailer: Mark Zuckerberg’s a... →
The real question is: Why do people keep casting Justin Timberlake?
