Let's Play A Game: Which One Is Lindsay Lohan And... →
To The Fat Bitch Eating Her Leftover Chinese Food...
It smells like shit. And you’re not a fucking newborn, you can wait until you get home.
At Dunkin Donuts
Is that girl with the braces even old enough to drink coffee?
Gerard Butler Is A Poor Man's Clive Owen
Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: Hands In the Cookie Jar
What’s the dumbest, most embarassing thing you’ve ever been caught doing … that we can talk about on the radio? Call Shut Up, Weirdo on the air (201-209-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm (EST) with your tale of being caught red-handed and red-faced, and we promise not to steal your stories for our 30 Rock spec scripts. As usual, the best call wins. Listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org...
I Have Some Bad News
I think I have to start going to the gym.
To All You Dudes Who Go To Sporting Goods Stores...
On Gerard Butler
fat ugly chipmunk cheeks man boobs
I'm A Little Pancake
In the mornings, when I’m getting ready for work, I sing Pancake a song to the tune of “I’m A Little Teapot”.
It truly amazes me that a grown-ass woman can act like Danielle Staub.
The First Step To Recovery
You know you need to leave the house more often when your friend tells you he’s proud of you for taking a day trip to the Hamptons.
People still give a shit about M.I.A.?
Were there a lot of people in the buildings?– A 4 year old boy asking his Mom while walking past Ground Zero.
Shut Up, Weirdo for 7/24/2010 →
Topic: Did That Really Happen? Stories of Reality Too Weird to be True Winner: Sebastian who got face raped by a bunny rabbit.
Taylor Momsen: Just As Gross and Stupid As She Was... →
My Hatred for Taylor Momsen Is Now Justified →
To the little girl who begged me to sit next to...
You are so damn rad.
I Am Happy To Report That My Poo Test Came Back...
You can all rejoice now.
I Read This With An Open Mind →
Wanting and hoping that I would like Inception after I finished the article. But really, this movie is retarded and the article just made me more confused.
This just happened again. →
My Review Of Inception
I feel bad for whoever had to spend hours buffing DiCaprio’s nails.
Sometimes, when my laptop gets too hot, I use Pancake as a buffer between my legs and the computer. It’s OK, it makes him feel useful.
Are you leaving your house today or just going to play with your poo?– Giancarlo; I’ll have you know that I completed my poo test this morning and do plan on leaving my house today. I even showered!
The Social Network Trailer: Mark Zuckerberg’s a... →
The real question is: Why do people keep casting Justin Timberlake?