July 2010
June 2010
My Mom just called me out on having a crush on my uncle.
Whatever, he’s hot.
In the last two days, I have seen three separate mothers changing their baby's diapers on the street.
Um, no.
“She’s so dumb it hurts my feelings.”
—Shorty
On True Blood
I’m super weirded out by tonight’s ending, but maybe it was because I had to pee so damn bad. Anyway, if you don’t have HBO and are looking for a place to watch True Blood, go to Professor Thom’s on 2nd Avenue between 13 and 14 streets. They have giant screens as well as smaller screens for each booth, and the entire bar goes quiet the minute the show starts. See you there next Sunday (but mostly because I have nobody else to go with)….
I'm So Sick Of This World Cup Shit
Nobody wants to do anything because of “the game”. Please. You know you don’t give a fuck about a soccer match between the Netherlands and Slovakia. You don’t even know where those countries are.
I'm doing this new thing where I don't wash my hair and it's never looked this good.
The drawback is that now I just don’t really shower either. I should get a bidet.
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Topic: What If?; Winning Call: What if everyone had transparent skin?
I think every store that goes out of business is replaced with a Duane Reade.
They’re taking over the city.
Friday on Shut Up, Weirdo: What If?
What if teddy bears ran lending banks? You could settle debts with cuddles. What if houseflies could talk? They could compete on reality TV shows where they’re smooshed at the end (“Pack up your dung. You’re fly-erd!”) What if prostitutes had built-in ATMs? Oh boy…
We need the real creative geniuses—our listeners—to call us on the air (201-209-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm (EST) and come up with a “what if?” scenario and one of its ensuing consequences. As always, the best answer wins our prize.
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Shut Up, Weirdo: A world of imagination and limitless possibilities
Wait, Lady Gaga is only 24 years old?
Oof. I feel bad for her future.
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
—Lady Gaga. (via aberjona)
I'll kick a bitch today.
I'm watching Courtney Love's Behind the Music
And I kind of totally love her.
In the summertime, I clean my apartment in my bikini.
For this reason alone, I should have 12 boyfriends.
Vito says it's because the army fatigues can withstand more wear and tear, so it works out since it's the only change of clothes they have.
I guess that makes sense.
Why do all the crack heads wear the same palette of olive drab green?
If you were an East Village druggie who didn’t wear army fatigues, would you be considered out of style?
I was having a very nice Saturday reading on the roof until ...
8 girls, all wearing different colored neon Ray-Bans, came up here for a bachelorette party. After opening boxes of tacky lingerie, they are now practicing a choreographed dance for the fat girl’s wedding. It’s set to a Black Eyed Peas song which they have now played a total of 7 times in a row.
