The Jersey Shore chicks get a makeover in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Who knew Sammi was so beautiful (far right)? Too bad she’s also the most insane of the three. (via Buzzsugar)
I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but it seems like morning rush hour in NYC maybe isn’t the best time to train your killer dog on how to fetch grenades.
Except good for me.
I now know why I don’t leave my house on the weekends.
And didn’t even say sorry.
One of them had a giant bush.
Motherfucker is fiiiiiiine.
And lasted a whole 12 minutes before shutting it off.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.