March 2010
“Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna.”
—Delusional ass Dina Lohan after filing a $100 million law suit against E-Trade, because she believes that a Milkaholic baby named Lindsay featured in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her daughter Lindsay Lohan.
I saw Jason Schwartzman at the deli. He's way shorter than me.
But still cute.
Fuck you James Cameron.
“Not to offend any of you fags, but this dancing shit is gay as fuck.”
——bringtheruckuss
I’m starting to think Kristen Stewart doesn’t smile because she’s just too damn nervous to.
I don't love anything more than rainbows.
I hope Taylor Lautner brought a bottle, he's gonna get hungry again before the show is over.
“That is 75 percent sad and 25 percent “What?”
—Andy’s son, Jack, critiquing his father’s vocal practice for Hoof & Mouth (via shutupweirdo)
I wanna fuck Meryl Streep.
“Eat a bag of dicks.”
—Lotusmodern to JLo, or was that directed to me?
Dear JLo,
You are no longer relevant. Go away.
xo,
Frangry
“If you read my blog you know I’m a pilates freak, and by pilates I mean waffles.”
—Zach Galifianakis on SNL
Listen to the drunken mess that is 'Shut Up, Weirdo' for 3/5/10 →
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Topic: Vodka-Fueled Marathon Spectacular, Part 1, in which we raised almost $5K! Thanks to everyone who pledged! Until next week….(via shutupweirdo)
Tonight on Shut Up, Weirdo
OMG! It is soooo marathon time at WFMU. That time of year when we ask you, The Listener, to fork over your hard earned pelf in exchange for some awesome swag.
Join troubadours of talk Andy and Frangry for a very special Shut Up, Weirdo when we both drink a SHOT O’ VODKA every time we get a pledge of USD $180 or more. And you can ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN EPISODE OF SHUT UP, WEIRDO–you choose the topic an co-host with Andy and Frangry.
Call us on the air AND PLEDGE (800-989-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern). Listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (online, home to many generous Nigerians).
Shut Up, Weirdo: The promise of joy. The magic of blather.
Inside Taylor Tomasi's NYC Pad →
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Fuckkkk. I want to be her. So beautiful.
Kristen Wiig Channels Carmen Miranda and Frida Kahlo for V Magazine
Do You Think Scott Disick's Really as Bad as He Seems on Keeping Up With the Kardashians? →
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He wears a robe at the beach. Case closed.
What should my little radio show give away as a grand prize for our marathon show?
Would people actually pledge if Andy and I gave away our panties?
