April 2010
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March 2010
I just rubbed this on my face
I’m not big on expensive beauty products or make up or any of that stuff, but someone gave me one of these, so I’ll let you know if I look 5 years younger tomorrow morning.
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“She tastes as good as she looks.”
—Josh Ibrahim, who donated £5,000 to Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital to kiss Kate Moss.
Oh Shit!
The best intervention of all time is on A&E right fucking now. Turn it on. Now.
Lindsay Lohan's got a case of athlete's foot.
That or she’s really stupid about where she hides her bags of blow.
$60 Later
I made the mistake of going to the grocery store hungry.
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Today, I went to a bar with a baby.
Listen to tonight's episode of Shut Up, Weirdo →
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Where we ask you to share your sweet revenge stories with us, and the winning call is a tie between a Beck story and a psychological experiment.
Friday night, I just watched Twilight: New Moon.
“I home school the girls four days a week and all the curriculum is based on the movie ‘The Secret.’”
—The Mom on Pretty Wild, E’s newest fucked up reality show.
It's not that I don't care, I just have absolutely nothing to blog.
I lost my phone tonight for about 20 minutes, and my world straight up fell apart.
I even had a panic attack.
“Do guys actually get you or do they just think you’re hot?”
—Bryce
Oh, fuck no. →
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Jennifer Lopez said to star in Overboard remake, and ruin it forever.
Listen to 'Shut Up, Weirdo' for 3/19/10 →
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Topic: Who’s In Denial?
Kate Moss for Vogue Hommes International
Blows all the other bitches out of the water. Shot by Mario Sorrenti. Thanks to Goldenfiddle for the heads up.
Tomorrow on Shut Up, Weirdo: Who's in Denial?
Call us on the air (201-209-9368) this Friday from 6 to 7pm (EST) and add to our denial list. Listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (we both know you want to).
- Eric Massa
- Madonna
- Holocaust deniers
- the climate-change deniers, probably
- the cast of The Jersey Shore
- big banks
- playa hatas
- Dick Cheney
- Andy Cohen
- fat girls who wear really tight clothes
- everyone
Shut Up, Weirdo: The Man Can’t Bust Our Chit-Chat.
“The Catcher in the Rye”, what is it like?”
—An email from my Mom
Who are all these drunk people outside today?
Do they not have jobs? Aren’t they too young to drink anyway? And isn’t it illegal to drink beer on the street?
If my child ever turns into one of these people, she/he is going to boarding school, and it’s not because I think it will better them, but because I would just rather not be around a child like that.
Also, the next fat ass nasty drunk dude who hollers at me on the street is going to get kicked in the balls.
Marina Abramović: The Artist is Present
Here’s an excellent time-waster: For its retrospective of performance artist Marina Abramović, New York’s Museum of Modern Art has put a live-feed video camera in its cavernous atrium to let us watch an on-going performance piece.
For the 11-week duration of the exhibition, starting just before the museum opens each day and continuing until just after closing, Abramović sits in a wooden chair at a small table. Visitors, one at a time, sit in another wooden chair opposite, and the artist and the viewer stare at each other. The artist’s chair is padded.
You can find the live-feed here. (It does need to be periodically refreshed.) “Marina Abramović: The Artist is Present” continues through May 31. Enjoy. —The Los Angeles Times (via Chris Mohney)
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