I really need to start leaving my apartment on the weekends.
This has got to stop.
March 2010
February 2010
Sidney Crosby is not hot. Look at that fucking overbite. What is wrong with you people?
Currently Watching
“Leonardo DiCaprio’s face looks more and more like a throw pillow each year.”
——Wait, what.
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“9 meters in English is…?”
—Rick Sanchez on CNN, proving he’s a fucking asshole.
“I feel bad for people that have to workout to look like this.”
——David Karp
I just dyed my hair, and realized it was the wrong color AFTER I got out of the shower. I am now a red head.
And it looks fucking terrible.
“If you’re sensitive and somebody hurts your feelings, I don’t give a fuck.”
—Kelly Cutrone (via kellycutronequotes)
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Topic: This Is Why You’re Single (via shutupweirdo)
You know what's lame?
When someone says something stupid and then tries to save it by saying they were “just kidding”. Bitch, please.
Tomorrow on Shut Up, Weirdo: This Is Why You're Single
Maybe you prefer it that way. Maybe you’re hideous. Maybe you’re a nun—a sexy, sexy nun. We want to know why you are still single, whether voluntarily or not. What kinds of behavior, in yourself or others, tends toward singlehood? Like, you know, dirty sheets. Sing it, brothers! Dish it, sisters!
Join Andy and Frangry this week on Shut Up, Weirdo, when we ask our callers: What makes you say, That’s a dealbreaker!
Call us on the air (201-536-9368)* this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern). Listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (via the relationship-killing magic of the Internet).
*PLEASE NOTE: For the next three weeks we are in a different studio and the on-air phone number is 201-536-9368
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London Mourns Alexander McQueen Fabulously
Kate Moss , Naomi Campbell, Daphne Guinness, and Stella McCartney joined McQueen’s family for his funeral earlier today at St. Paul’s church in London. All were in black, many were in McQueen. A fitting tribute, indeed. (via Gawker)
“Shit or get off the pot.”
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This happens to be one of my favorite white people phrases
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The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa (via iammattjordan)
Red Light Special
TLC
This is for the Pussy Posse, ladies, you know who you are. TLC’s Red Light Special (via iammattjordan)
Email of the day
From: Some douche I don’t know who wrote me an email that I never responded to
Date: Feb 23, 2010 3:26 PM EST
Subject: (No Subject)
LOL well I am happy you never replied as I am really not at all interested in meeting anyone who is materialistic, shallow, or judges people on 1 transaction. The guys who say EXACTLY what you want to hear are often players…and the ones who are a bit shy and awkward are the kinder, more gentle, loving individuals, who more often then not, end up in long lasting relationships. I am not looking for a stupid fling, nor do I unrealistically expect to have any meaningful connection with anyone I chat with online, as it is all a bit fake and predetermined. I am not one to usually boast or complain, but I am a bit put off as I am a real catch and find that your fickle nature is a serious annoyance. Anyway good luck to you.
I came home sick and am watching The Housewives of Some County
And there’s a couple going go-cart racing. If she wins she gets a new Louis Vuitton bag, and if he wins she has to clean the house in a french maid outfit. My life is now complete.
Julia Allison Is Taking it Too Far
Her gushing posts about Valentine’s Day and her new boyfriend, whom she refers to as “Prom King” (gaaaayyyy) are making me want to die. She even went as far as to publish a postcoital hotel room robe shot. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the lameness of the fucking limo.
Email of the day
From: My BFF Babs
Date: Mon, Feb 22, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Subject: let me know if you need anything
soup
soap
deoderant
xoxo
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I'm so sick that I haven't left my house or showered since Friday.
Also, I think I’ve officially seen everything on the internet.
