You started out in Destiny’s Child, stop trying to be edgy.
And chances are, everything represents your Mom, so call us (201-209-9368) on the air tonight from 6-7 pm and WFMU’s Dreamatic Duo will be there to listen. Tell us your dream, and we’ll tell you what it means.
Listen in on WFMU 91.1 or WFMU.org
And we continue to fall for it.
As a great visionary once said: I have a dream … that I want Andy and Frangry to interpret for me. So if you’ve ever dreamed that you were naked and toothless and falling from a flying train on the day of the big snake exam you hadn’t studied for, now you can call us, dreamboat, and get it all sorted out. Paging Dr. Freud!
Call us this Friday on the air (201-209-9368) and WFMU’s Dreamatic Duo will be there to listen. Tell us your dream, and we’ll tell you what it means.
Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (or just dream you did).
Shut Up, Weirdo: The promise of joy. The magic of blather.
From: My client who is a casting director
Date: Jan 27, 2010 at 2:28 PM
Subject: ANYONE KNOW A GREY HAIRED LADY TO POSE NUDE ON COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE???
SHOOTING THIS FRIDAY!
In the last 12 days, I have purchased the following:
- a bracelet, which I lost within a week
- a dress
- a pair of boots
- a pair of wedges
- a long sleeve tee
- a leather vest
- a humidifer
- a toaster
- a cactus
And she’s gross, even with clear skin.
- E! Host Giuliana: Who is this woman you are with? She's so beautiful.
- Tracy Morgan: She's my lady.
- Giuliana [to woman]: What did he say to win your heart?
- Tracy Morgan: 'I wanna get you pregnant.'
Now everyone can shut the fuck up about this stupid Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien fiasco.
Maybe this has something to do with why I’m single? Or maybe I don’t shower because I’m single? Hmmmm.
Click here to see a larger image of Alexander McQueen’s new Spring 2010 ad featuring Raquel Zimmermann and shot by Nick Knight.