October 2009
In Which Kate Dailey Has Perhaps the Last Word on... →
(via newsweek)
I Have Something to Confess
Looks Who’s Talking is on, and I’m actually enjoying it.
'Twilight' Producers To Adapt Lauren Conrad's... →
I wonder if L.A. Candy is as good as Twilight. Also, I’m being sarcastic.
September 2009
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I hate it when people say "I'm not married to X".
Such as: I’m not married to the color of that font. Really asshole? I didn’t think you were. Just say you don’t like it.
Jens Lekman - Pocketful of Money
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HIlls Salaries Exposed →
Per Episode: Lauren Conrad, $125,000 ($2.5 million per year) Audrina Patridge, $100,000 Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, $100,000 Heidi Montag, $100,000 Kristin Cavallari, $90,000 Spencer Pratt, $65,000 Brody Jenner, $45,000
The Top 20 Most Awesomely-Awkward Zach... →
(via Tim Nolan’s Facebook)
UPDATE: Shit, too bad half the videos don’t work. Mi malo.
I'm finding it very hard to make new friends at...
And I don’t mean people to go out and get drunk with, I mean real friends. Ones that you actually care about and respect and have fun with.
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Just when you thought Julia Allison couldn't get...
She went and did this: SONY Style Ask the Experts. The best part is, I’m not sure who’s more retarded, a) her or b) the douchebag who casted her.
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People need to relax.
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“I love you the way you are, but I respect your desire to fit more comfortably in...”
– A friend’s response after I expressed my wish to lose a few pounds.
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Do not update your Iphone. My shit is totally...
32 Years Later, Roman Polanski Arrested in... →
Trying to watch Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is...
I give up.
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Los Fridos
Loving these images that combine Frida Kahlo inpsired illustrations with fashion photography. See more here.
“Why does anyone go to Miami? Ass, and the burgeoning art scene.”
– Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock
Listen to tonight's episode of Shut Up, Weirdo →
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Watch“I’m gonna bite your butt off!” –Kingston Rossdale, my favorite little badass.
“Judaism, that’s Jewish right?”
– Overheard at the office
Tonight on Shut Up, Weirdo: Faking It
How do you pull the wool over your friend’s eyes? Elevator shoes? Colored contact lenses? Fake resume entries? Vanity addresses? We, at Shut Up, Weirdo, want to know what you fake and how. Orgasms need not apply. Call us (201-209-9368) on the air tonight (6 to 7pm Eastern) and listen in on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (internets). Shut Up, Weirdo: The promise of joy. The magic of blather....
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“I don’t want to be in magazines every week and on the Internet everyday. I don’t...”
– America’s favorite retard, Megan Fox, in the new issue of Nylon which, ironically, she is on the cover of. Oh, and in case you missed it, she’s also taken the cover of Esquire, GQ, CosmoGirl, Elle, FHM, DT, Cosmopolitan and Entertainment Weekly. But yeah, she’s trying really hard...
So I started watching 30 Rock not too long ago
on Netflix’s Watch It Now section. I finally got the DVD for the 3rd season and I must say I’m actually disappointed. It was much better before they felt the need to fill each episode with a guest star such as Oprah, Jennifer Aniston and Steve martin.
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