July 2009
The somewhat sexual, but mostly just strange, Diesel ad on Houston and Crosby.
This is Andy's version of tomorrow's topic. →
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But I’m 50% 90% of the show, and I don’t care about Gates. I just wanna hear all about your run-ins with the law. Ever been beat up, shut up or felt up by a cop? I have, there’s a reason they’re called pigs.
So what’d do you, what’d the cop do, and did it involve cuts, bruises or bullet wounds? Call Good Cop Andy and Bad Cop Frangry on the air this Friday (201-209-9368) with your run-ins with Johnny Law. And keep in mind that speeding tickets do not apply, we are looking for Rodney King shit. Winning call gets a box of swag…
Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area)
or WFMU.org.
Shut Up, Weirdo: The Man cannot bust our chit chat, badge or not.
To the super crazy hot girl on the 6 train:
That little baby teacup chihuahua you were carrying around in a leopard print bag totally fucking killed it. And not in a good way. You doofus.
Things that are happening in my life that are making it almost impossible to blog:
- I’m looking for a new apartment.
- I’m looking for a mortgage I can afford.
- I need an attorney.
- I have a trillion billion thousand projects at work and they are all due within the week.
- I leave for Barcelona in exactly seven days.
- Did I mention that all of a sudden I’m a grown up with a mortgage and a lawyer and a job where I actually have to do work and I constantly feel like I’m going to have a panic attack and said panic attack might be hindering my productivity? Yeah, there’s also that.
Say it ain't so! →
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Kim Kardashin and Reggie Bush Split
Sorry I'm not blogging.
I’m too busy being a grown up and finding a mortgage. Next on the list: cats.
Whatever. My interruptions are stopping Andy from boring everyone. I'm only doing what's best for the show. →
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Andy v. Frangry: A Scientific Investigation (3 mins.)
I had a dream that I had a vibrator that was also a video game. So it had this screen, and it gives you a score every time you cum, so the goal is to cum as hard as possible. I bet the girl next door would be the world champion.
Oh, also, in the dream, the vibrator wasn’t actually mine, it was my Mom’s. Ew.
“Pleze overlooook typos! My chuby fingers maek mistaaks.”
—Part of an email signature from a real estate broker.
The Supermodel Skateboard Project
Doodah’s limited-edition Supermodel Skateboard Project, which features from left to right: Erin Wasson, Lara Stone, Toni Garn and Isabeli Fontana, was shot by Claudia Knoepfel and Stefan Indlekofer. Each deck sells for about $92, but Erin’s won’t be available until August and Isabeli’s is already sold out. Find out more here.
Tomorrow on Shut Up, Weirdo: Tales of Toxic Parenting
Did your parents mess you up with “toxic parenting” (©1990)? Did your drunk mom set the patio furniture on fire? Did your dad kill your pet fish in angry rage and it’s too much of a downer to think about? That’s OK. We wanted something more quirky. Like the guy (no names!) who grew up thinking he had to wear tighty-whites UNDER his boxer shorts or the woman who’s afraid to talk to anyone with blue eyeshadow. Admitting you have a problem is the first step in moving out of mom’s basement. Self-help us to self-help you.
Call us on the air at 201-209-9368. We want to hear your non-depressing, non-nauseating, non-libelous tales of parenting gone wrong.
It all goes down this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org.
Shut Up, Weirdo: An Oasis of Repose in This Chaotic World.
“Just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, doesn’t make her your soul mate.”
—–A little girl in the trailer for 500 Days of Summer
I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
And I will not be showering today.
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Madison Avenue reels as several mannequins are found brutally murdered in Barneys windows.
I so love this. (via Refinery29)
I just bought a ticket to go to Barcelona for a whole week!
Anyone been? Got any suggestions? Hit me up at Frangry@gmail.com.
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You know who's a disgusting human being?
Perez Hilton.
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