March 2009
CLICK THIS NOW. →
Pure awesome. (via scatteredwords)
February 2009
Another reason why I love Kris Payne. →
His list of “what every dude should do in the hours before a date with a lady”. Although I disagree with this one:
If they offer to pay, remember that it’s 2009, not 1957. Also, recession. Dutch is totally kosher these days.
I’m down for going dutch, but a man should always pay on the first date, always.
Listen to Tonight's Episode of 'Shut Up, Weirdo' →
There's some white girl, who probably grew up in...
And she has a tear drop tattoo on her face.
Hey now. Yummy yummy.
– Some douchebag on the path train.
Move along now, move along. →
True. →
You know what's awesome?
Venison.
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Nudawn's Tumblr Yearbook →
I won “Most Likely to Succeed…In Kicking Your Ass”, and it might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me. But please note that I am only 1/4 Jew and was raised a good commandment abiding catholic.
Most Likely to Succeed
In kicking your ass If there’s one lesson i’ve learned in life, never mess with a Nicaraguan Jew with an unfollow button. Now honestly...
This Week on Shut Up, Weirdo: Secret of My Success
On this week’s “Shut Up, Weirdo” (2/27), call in and tell us what makes you so good at the thing you do best, whatever that may be: pinball, heart surgery, spreading STDs. Is there some secret strategy that makes you the very best version of you in the area where you do best? Call us and share. I’m expecting a call from you, Bobby Jindal!
Phone up Andy and Frangry on the air with your boasts,...
This is so utterly stupid it's making me want to... →
So Nick Douglas is getting a five-figure book deal from Harper Collins to put together a collection of Tweets posted BY OTHER PEOPLE. (via cajunboy)
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We're gonna move the bass to some freestyle. Get...
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Guess what time it is!?!?!?
FRANGRY BOOTY BASS TIME!!!!!
You know how I feel about my Moss, but that... →
I didn’t even get through the whole thing.
I do not want to see or hear anymore about that...
She’s hot, but in those photos she looks like a fucking rexi meth head. Yo Lindz, you know I love you, girl, but eat something.
Lou Reed for Supreme
Supreme spreads some love for American rock icon Lou Reed throughout the city with their new ad campaign. The simple print of Lou rocking a classic Supreme box tee will also be made in a t-shirt design.
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As we know, white is what everyone wears in heaven.
– My man David Byrne in this week’s issue of New York mag.
I don’t take life too seriously, but I’m serious about living.
– Words to live by.
Walls Notebook
The new Walls Notebook by design studio the. (what a cheesy pretentious name) comes with 80 pages of NYC backdrops for you to live out graffiti artist dreams. And I want it, but not because I’m some pansy-ass-too-scared-to-really-do-graffiti loser, it’s more because I like the photos. (via Cool Hunting)
I've been adopted! →
Thank you, Listener Sarah from Maine, for giving me the the stability of a good living family.
Owned is right. →
Email of the day
From: Dad Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 11:46 AM FRANCINE :
I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEONE REAL NICE [as a roommate]… AT THE RISK OF BEING IGNORANT … WHAT IS A DOUCHEBAG ?.
LOVEYOU ALWAYS
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Not So Blind Item
Which camera-obsessed, ass-kissing blogger/wannabe socialite accused me of sabotaging her when her photo was not posted to Film Magic from a Fashion Show and mine was?
Despite my reassurances that I had indeed given both of our names to the photographer, she proceeds to block me on Facebook after weeks of sending me suck-up, delusional emails in which she called herself a “real star.” This...
Slumdog Millionaire is an utterly ridiculous movie. There, I said it.
– –Young Manhattanite. So true.
Update on the girl next door:
I was right behind her going up the stairs tonight. Her ass is large and flat and square. When we got to our respective doors, we gave each other dirty looks. Whatever bitch, you have sex to Coldplay AND Damien Rice. I automatically win.