December 2009
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Email of the Day
From: Mom
Date: Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 8:34 PM
You are doing good. Im proud of you.
Love Mom
November 2009
Do I want RCN, Verizon Fios or Time Warner as my cable/internet provider?
I need help here people….
- Frangry: Do you think there was beastiality on Noah's Ark?
- Jimmy: Well how do you explain Big Foot?
I've spent the last two hours researching strip clubs online.
For my 30th birthday party on Dec. 12th. Save the date losers.
Leighton Meester's 'musical career' is a joke right?
Good Morning America Replaces Adam Lambert With Chris Brown →
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Wait, what? So they cancelled Lambert’s show because he kissed a boy on stage and flicked off the camera, but they thought Chris Brown, THE FUCKING GIRLFRIEND BEATER, would be a better option?!?!? People are straight retarded.
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Just got the keys to the new place. Making a pumpkin pie. Watching Zombieland. Going to the opera tonight. Life is good.
Email of the Day
From: [REDACTED]
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 6:20 AM
Subject: thanks
Did I tell you guys how I had to get interviewed by a coop board?
It was straight out of an episode of Law & Order. No Joke. Allow me to elaborate…
- It was in the basement of an italian restaurant
- I was sitting at a long wooden table surrounded by 6 people
- There was a giant light shining on me
- I was sweating my ass off
- They interrogation started with “tell us about yourself…”
- At one point, one of the board members said that I was “dangerously close to the edge”
- I almost shat my pants
Oh good god.
I have a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head.
I'm out with my lover.
And her boyfriend is kissing her all proud like because she was able to take a shit at his apartment. Oh young love.
Oh hey guys, guess what?
I’m now the proud owner of my first apartment. Time to drink!
I'm about to watch.....wait for it.....
Bride Wars. I love being a girl.
Listen to 'Shut Up, Weirdo' for 11/20/09 →
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Topic: Garbage Stories (a.k.a. Trash Talk) (via shutupweirdo)
Islands In The Stream
Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Although my co-host Andy hasn’t officially agreed to this, we will be singing Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton’s Islands in the Stream at this year’s WFMU Marathon Finale. See last year’s embarrassing ass video here. (via shutupweirdo)
“I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.”
—Charles Bukowski (via simko)
Tomorrow on Shut Up, Weirdo: Trash Talk
Call us with stories of what you found in trash, put in the trash, couldn’t throw away, wish you’d thrown away, got dumped on you, got dumped in your front yard, fell off a truck, clogged your pipes, or overwhelmed your city’s Sanitation Department.
Call Andy & Frangry on the air (201-209-9368) with tales of the throw-away lifestyle in this disposable society. Listen in this Friday from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (the uncut version).
As always, an ultra special awesome prize will be given out to my favorite call.
Shut Up, Weirdo: The promise of joy. The magic of blather.
I just googled 'cauliflower' and found this.
I just googled 'green beans' and found this.
