It’s hard to tell who is in a costume and who isn’t.
- Him: I like your costume
- Me (with attitude): I'm not wearing one.
- Him: You're pretty!
- Me: Oh! Ok, thanks!!!
Halloween is this less than 24 hours away. And you haven’t even thought about a costume yet? The horror! (Hey, be a monster.)
Andy & Frangry to the rescue (superhero). Help out (nurse) your fellow reveler (rave kid) by calling in (iPhone) and suggesting ideas for last-minute costumes. Nothing is off the table (table), whether they be stupid (Balloon Dad) or brilliant (sexy Einstein), sciency (sexy swine flu) or science-fictiony (sexy Decepticon), traditional (sexy Socrates) or topical (sexy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad).
Call us on the air (201-209-9368) with your ideas for 11th-hour getups. Listen in tonight from 6 to 7pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (NYC area) or WFMU.org (where X>Y and vice versa).
Shut Up, Weirdo: The promise of joy. The magic of blather.
“And the #1 Halloween threat: Sexy Costumes. No, I have no problem with women wearing sexy costumes on Halloween, but SpoiledRottenDoggys.com has debuted a new line of matching sexy costumes for dogs. Folks, this is terrible, because after a few drinks who knows which of these two you’re going to take home? I mean it starts out like any other hook up: a little heavy petting, plenty of panting, the next morning you roll over and realize you just had a one night stand with a real bitch. And folks you do not know the meaning of walk of shame until you’ve picked up your date’s poop with a plastic bag.” —Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
Should die. Why use headphones at that point? Just carry around a boom box.
When they came back, he spoke.
“He said, ‘Paper,’ ” his sister, Annette Wiltshire, said. “The teacher asked him to say it again. He said it. Then they asked him to say something else, and he said, ‘Pen.’ ”
Read the full NYTimes article here.
It’s annoying me already.
And I’m wondering how come I never thought of that.