January 2009
Confession:
Everybody Loves Raymond is my favorite television show.
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I had an entire bag of potato chips for breakfast.
But they were organic, so it doesn’t count.
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Dear Tumblr,
You disappoint me more and more every single day. First, only two of you liked my Tone Loc song, now, only one of you likes my fucking mind blowing post of Jealous Fellas.
You’re all a bunch of losers.
xo,
Frangry
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Dimples T. - Jealous Fellas (I just blew your mind)
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2 Live Crew - Just Shake That Ass
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Gucci Crew II - Sally (That Girl)
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BASS?!?!?!?!
- Dr. Ned: You, I swear to god, were just in my dream as a dept store clerk. This is why I should smoke less weed b4 bed.
- Frangry: was i wearing a cheesy uniform?
- Dr. Ned: I don't remember but you wouldn't let me in the changing rooms because "you don't intend to purchase anything". You looked really hot. Wearing something an airline hostess from 1974.
- Frangry: I totally wouldn't let you into my changing room.
- Frangry: And I'm also totally getting an airline hostess outfit.
- Dr. Ned: If you got one I'd ask for help with my seatbelt.
- Frangry: I'd loosen it for you.
- Frangry: I was gonna say tighten it, but then I thought you'd have a boner, so in that case, I'd loosen it. You know, to make room. I'm considerate like that.
- Dr. Ned: i'd make you say "peanuts?" twice because it sounds like penis.
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“You showed up like a 2 live crew song, READY 2 FUCK”
—–Vince
Tonight on Shut Up, Weirdo: Nerd Out
On Tonight’s “Shut Up, Weirdo,” confess or defend your shameful secret passion(s).
Call us up and tell us what gets you geeky … I mean really geeky. Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you Hawkwind fans and “Flintstones” phreaks. There’s nothing wrong with reading pediatric-surgery manga late at night. Really. Lots of people collect foreign toothpaste and have favorite Senate Democrats.
Call Andy and Frangry on the air with your embarrassing admissions and pleas for understanding at 201-209-9368.
Listen in this Friday at 6pm (Eastern) on WFMU 91.1 (in the NYC area) or WFMU.org (elsewhere).
Shut Up, Weirdo: We listen because we care. We talk because we don’t really care.
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2 Live Crew - The Fuck Shop
The frangry booty bass hour will begin at 10ish. Prepare yourselves.
- Frangry: god im so fucking annoyed
- Ro: could be worse....
- Ro: you could be ugly
“Jesus Chrust”
—Fartcine (via antikris)
“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”
—Faye Dunaway on the casting of Hilary Duff as Bonnie Parker in a remake of Bonnie & Clyde (via shiningstar)
You win! →
suddenly.tumblr.com
You thought my bacon coochie lip dream was weird? Wait till you read about Suddenly’s tortilla nut sack dream.
I can't believe only two of you liked my Tone Loc post. You people wouldn't know a good song if it bit you in the ass!
Wanna know how gay I am?
I spent the night mixing different colored nail polishes to create the perfect shade of purple.
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The booty bass party has been rescheduled due to my laziness. Please join me tomorrow night instead. In the meantime, here is Tone Loc Wild Thing.
Meth Face: Mischa Barton
Tone Loc
Wild Thing just made my whole damn day. Prepare yourselves for the Frangry Booty Bass Hour tonight…
UPDATE: This might is definitely going to be added to Friday’s karaoke playlist for Antikris’s big 30.
