And THIS is the front:
People amaze me. They really do.
And I’m lactose intolerant.
greatest fucking song
- Frangry: is it big?
- Frangry: pick it up and shake it
- Noah Kalina: are you referring to my penis?
Me too! It’s the most annoying thing on the planet. And then you feel like an idiot for not knowing the movie. Sorry, but I didn’t watch The Big Lebowski twenty thousand fucking times and don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
I just realized that 40 percent of my posts today had something to do with Jakob Lodwick. He doesn’t deserve that much attention and I feel like a loser, so I’m deleting them.
Good fucking night. By the morning, that photo will be in the depths of Tumblr Dashboard hell. And probably on Gawker.
Sometimes I want to email you and give you kuddos on a post, like this one, but you don’t have an email address on your blog.
Lindsay Lohan has been looking hot since she started hitting Ronson’s snatch. I’m wondering if it’s the poonany. Jus sayin.
The man is telling you exactly what you want to hear.
Totally, and it makes me sort of nervous.
Larry Birkhead spent nearly $3,000 at a celebrity auction Saturday scooping up lingerie once worn in a Playboy shoot by the late playmate. Birkhead said he is trying to make sure his 1-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, has something to remember her mother by.
- Frangry: im like sucking it in and swallowing
- Frangry: gross!
- Frangry: wait did i just say that?
- Frangry: i was talking about my mucus
- Frangry: just to clear that up
- AntiKris: haha
- Frangry: hahaha fuck
- Frangry: that was blog worthy
- AntiKris: i didnt think you were guzzling some dude's dong at your desk, no explanation necessary
- Frangry: hahahahahahahhaha
- AntiKris: or maybe you do need to explain