I got my dream job today.
July 2008
I don't know who this is, but this is the back of her dress:
And THIS is the front:
People amaze me. They really do.
June 2008
“Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”
—–Heidi fucking Montag, comparing herself to Jesus Christ.
“but frannie! books are like clothes for your MIND”
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I ate almost an entire pint of Haagen Dazs Banana Split ice cream.
And I’m lactose intolerant.
“Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others go.”
—Ian McEwan, one of my favorite modern day American writers. (via mascarah)
Dear Soupsoup,
1994 was almost 15 years ago. So yes, it is.
xo,
Frangry
Movies I want to see:
Savage Grace
Wanted
Dark Knight
Wall-E
Man In the Mirror
greatest fucking song
“My penis loves you.”
—Men are so romantic.
- Frangry: is it big?
- Frangry: pick it up and shake it
- Noah Kalina: are you referring to my penis?
98% →
rottentomatoes.com
(via goldenfiddle)
I want to see this.
“I fucking hate people who think quoting lines from a movie constitutes a sense of humor”
—(via antikris)
Me too! It’s the most annoying thing on the planet. And then you feel like an idiot for not knowing the movie. Sorry, but I didn’t watch The Big Lebowski twenty thousand fucking times and don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Me too! It’s the most annoying thing on the planet. And then you feel like an idiot for not knowing the movie. Sorry, but I didn’t watch The Big Lebowski twenty thousand fucking times and don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Enough is enough.
I just realized that 40 percent of my posts today had something to do with Jakob Lodwick. He doesn’t deserve that much attention and I feel like a loser, so I’m deleting them.
Good fucking night. By the morning, that photo will be in the depths of Tumblr Dashboard hell. And probably on Gawker.
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Dear Nudawn,
Sometimes I want to email you and give you kuddos on a post, like this one, but you don’t have an email address on your blog.
xo,
Frangry
I'm going gay.
Lindsay Lohan has been looking hot since she started hitting Ronson’s snatch. I’m wondering if it’s the poonany. Jus sayin.
“There should be a fucking breathalizer on IM”
—–Shruti. So true.
Barack Obama, marketing genius
The man is telling you exactly what you want to hear.
Totally, and it makes me sort of nervous.
People are stupid.
Larry Birkhead spent nearly $3,000 at a celebrity auction Saturday scooping up lingerie once worn in a Playboy shoot by the late playmate. Birkhead said he is trying to make sure his 1-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, has something to remember her mother by.
via gawker
Seven ways to make your business card stand out. →
coroflot.com
Or you can just go the gay Charles Forman route.
Awesome chat of the day
- Frangry: im like sucking it in and swallowing
- Frangry: gross!
- Frangry: wait did i just say that?
- Frangry: i was talking about my mucus
- Frangry: just to clear that up
- AntiKris: haha
- Frangry: hahaha fuck
- Frangry: that was blog worthy
- AntiKris: i didnt think you were guzzling some dude's dong at your desk, no explanation necessary
- Frangry: hahahahahahahhaha
- AntiKris: or maybe you do need to explain
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