The mother-fucking pervert just brushed his... →
The less of the two evils is poo.– Me, context is not needed here.
Heigl showed exactly why people hate her by making the moment about her...– heartonastick (via goldenfiddle)
I just cried over this. jessicalindsey: These 2 men raised this lion as a cub and when it got big they gave it to an animal preserve in Africa. They went back a year later to see it and were told by the animal experts there that they lion would not recognize them. This is the cutest thing ever!!!
Would Heidi Klum be this cute without the accent? →
These are the cutest matchboxes ever and come from the paintings of Paul Moschell. The best part is how hardcore looking he is, but yet so sweet!
Kill Bush →
A new Frangry Re-enactment was posted today. Check out the rest of the site here.
I think a part of me died and turned into you.– Me, saying “one of the sweetest” things he has ever heard.
Frangry is back. →
After a long hiatus, I am bringing Frangry back. Check her out here.
Just Admit It
You should stop trying to act cool in ANY department. And besides, if your job has to do with being on the computer all day, it’s OK to check your email every minute. At least that’s what I tell myself. jakoblodwick: Sometimes I’m doing email and I open one that was sent within the past minute. I then do “Mark as unread” because I don’t want to look like a loser who just sits there...
Why the fuck are people googling”Frangry Panties”?!!?!?!?!?!??! ITS REALLY FUCKING DISTURBING.
Jens Lekman concert. Anyone? Anyone?
I have two tickets for April 5th show at Webster Hall. One for me, and, one for…. Anyone want to go with me? All my friends say I am gay for liking him…. Please. Someone?
Frangry: Can you imagine if a vagina had feet?
Dennis: I'd let it walk all over me
If you twist around Brad and Angie's golden...
Sanna Annukka: Beautiful Designs
Did the cover for a Keane album too. Check her out here.
I'm single because only freaks like you hit on me! →
myfreaks: Subject: No Subject Body: hello! how are you? justdropping by to say hi and to compliment your photos! very very nice and attractive! but why are you single?
I'm crushin on him.
this is making me so happy!!! reblogged from lots of people.
This MUST be what love is. →
He looks so completely bored. (click at your own risk. NSFW)
dont want to sound creeepy….
Uh, yeah. You were creepy with your first email, now you are just annoying.
Tumblr is sort of boring today.
The MyFreaks are getting creative. →
myfreaks: Body: Hi Fran, You sort of know me. I made this for you back before I was banned. I hope it brings a smile to your pretty face :)
should eat shit and die. That is all.
By David Kassan
Heidi Montag needs a new art director
If you are going to stage a photo shoot, at least do it right. Random chair on the sidewalk? Holding a CD for NO reason? Sparkly gold jacket and blue suede shoes in the middle of the day? Next time, try to make it a LITTLE more believable.
I am slightly disturbed.
TWENTY TWO PEOPLE actually googled the phrase Frangry Panties to find my Tumblr. Why? Who? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
MyFreaks Updated: In this episode I get hit on by... →
At least she has a good rack.
Here is Lohan trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, and failing miserably. I called her a cunt to her face once. But to my defense, I didn’t know it was her, otherwise I would have been nice and partied with her instead.
I admit it.
Julia Allison emailed me tonight. I love to hate her, I admit it. But I also just kind of love her. Maybe she is completely cheesy and totally fucking delirious about the world, but there is something about her that I am just drawn to. And I think I figured it out today. I think I finally realized that Frangry stands for the exact same thing as JA, being honest and true and genuine, no matter...
My favorite poem. Yes, I do have a heart.
Tonight I Can Write by Pablo Neruda Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example, ‘The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance.’ The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her...
Stuff White People Like →
Me and my group of friends, otherwise known as the united colors of benetton, can’t get enough of making fun of white people. Although we are all pretty white, we use our international roots to make us feel better about it. This site is too good.