Frangry: last night I ran into a bouncer who picked me up out of my puke once
Frangry: and he still remembered me
Frangry: and it was 7 years ago
Antikris: you never forget that
Antikris: it's like 9/11
Meghan McCain thinks she is punk rock. →
But really, she’s just a stupid fucking troll. Best comment: She was TOTALLY sitting in her 3000 sq. ft. bedroom in her parents mansion, lamenting that her mother wouldn’t buy her the YSL heels she really wanted for the prom because they were “too trashy” or some shit, and wouldn’t let her wear the edgy Betsey Johnson dress and instead was TOTES making her wear Vera...
This is not properly executed. →
I seriously hate Halloween
And it’s making me feel guilty. Last year, I sat in my living room in Miami watching TV and kids kept coming to the door and I just ignored them. They could totally see me sitting there and I totally and completely ignored them.
Listen to tonight’s episode of my radio...
I have to pay to vote.
I love how I got my absentee ballot in the mail TODAY and it says in huge red capitalized letters that it in order to ensure that it is counted, it has to be completed and returned to the Miami-Dade Supervisor of Elections no later than 7:00pm on the day of the election. That means I have to go to the post office tomorrow and either just hope it gets there in time, or pay pay Express Mail fees....
Shut Up, Weirdo. Tonight at 6PM.
Tune in at 91.1 / 90.1 FM or WFMU.org This week’s topic: Name a public figure and tell us the best possible H’ween costume for him/her, AND your reason why. Points given for originality. And incisiveness. C’mon, it’s almost Election Day. One to a customer. No repeats. No backsies. Call us. 201-209-9368. Andy is sick and I am hung over, this is sure to be torture! YAY!!
Trick or Treat!
I've been told that this might be my new favorite... →
6 things not to do on a first date. →
The person we are with our parents is not the person we are with our girlfriends...– –Julia Allison True that.
Uh, oh. Leave me out of it! →
I feel hurt. I feel betrayed. I feel like dressing up as Sarah Palin.– –Inadvisable, hopefully, my lovely and joyful co-host Andy will be this funny tomorrow. And maybe even dressed up as Sarah Palin!
And don't forget it, Mister! →
Shutup, Weirdo. Tomorrow 6 to 7pm.
Tune in at 91.1 / 90.1 FM or WFMU.org This week’s topic: Name a public figure and tell us the best possible H’ween costume for him/her, AND your reason why. Points given for originality. And incisiveness. C’mon, it’s almost Election Day. One to a customer. No repeats. No backsies. Call me. 201-209-9368. And don’t call to say hi. It isn’t hang out with...
Apparently, there's a Shutup, Weirdo blog. →
The girl next door is listening to Coldplay,...
I hate her more every day.
Michael Jackson’s Thriller. I’ve been...
Dear Barack Obama,
I’m in love with you. Seriously. xo, Frangry
I am going to fucking cry on Tuesday no matter what, whether it’s tears of...– –krispayne
Camille Hempel Fingerprint Rings
Adding a one-of-a-kind touch to the traditional wedding band, Brooklyn-based jewelery designer Camille Hempel’s Fingerprint Rings are embellished with a cast of an actual fingerprint. The pair pictured were custom-designed as wedding bands but Camille’s signature line also includes rings that replicate a finger (below). Contact Camille’s studio for more info. (via Cool...
So my mom is making me buy her a new computer...
And these were her comments/questions: In want the one on sale! Is thaqt the4 one that’s ghetto? Can I watch movies like you do? If yes, please go ahead and order it. Thanks.
Kate Makes It Great: Kate Moss' Christmas '08... →
Kate Moss’ eighth collection for Topshop hit stores today, launching online at 6am (British time—woe is us). Like her previous collections, the line is shaping up to be a smash hit; within the first hour of sales a claw print dress and the knitted mini dress had sold out, and there’s no doubt they won’t be the only ones. The lovely looks include drop waist twenties-inspired...
Babe City: The Lady's Version of BonerParty. →
Although, they need an editor. Some of these ‘babes’ are FAR from it. And duh, it’s obviously not as funny.
I keep calling Florida to find out about my absentee ballot, but the line is SO busy that they can’t even put me on hold. I’ve called 20 times already this morning. If I can’t vote in this election I WILL FREAK THE FUCK OUT. UPDATE: I finally got through, using the general number rather than the county number, and the ballot supposedly went out today….
jstn: Bananarama - Cruel Summer
I know I'm late on this, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT:... →
To the person I hear clipping their nails in their...
You are fucking disgusting. This is not your bathroom.
The News is Mad Depressing Today
Headlines from CNN: Deaths a Tragic Turn For Hudson Cheerleaders Struggle After 4 on Squad Die 8-year-old Shoots Self with Uzi at Gun Fair, Dies