January 2008
Japan’s Hello Kitty Costume For Cats →
This is for a certain someone. You know who you are.
Rap Lyrics Explained Through Charts and Graphs →
(via charlieschwabacher) This is just so good I can’t contain myself.
frangry: my new favorite is Jens Lekman [send him link]
Mr. Dennis: you fucking love ukelelesss!!!
frangry: i do?
Mr. Dennis: I said that cause beirut uses em too
frangry: hahah I just like good music
frangry: it just so happens that good music has ukeleles
Mr. Dennis: im geting one
frangry: fag
Gay.
Why does this motherfucker always look like he applied his make up with a palette knife?
Happy Medium
Is going to be the name of our new radio show. Embrace it Andy. And welcome to another edition of “Happy Medium.” Until next time, we hope you have a “Happy Medium.” Hey, have you heard of that cool new radioshow “Happy Medium.” Oh yeah, my girlfriend has a radio show, it’s called “Happy Medium.” OK, that last one is a stretch, but you catch...
Pregnant.
Mr. Dennis: It's like yin and yang
Frangry: I'll be the yin TO YOUR wang.
Mr. Dennis: ...
Has anyone else noticed that every single picture...
…The baby’s daddy. Just sayin. But hey, if you’re going to choose a sperm donor, I guess you might as well choose one that looks like him.
OMGOMGOMG!!!NKOTB!!!OMGOMG →
This is the greatest shit I have heard all day. I CANNOT WAIT.
The World Clock Project
This project is pretty interesting. It displays the current time in your time zone using photos of clocks from around the world. You can contribute photos of clocks (they need to fill every time) using email or flickr.
Oh no, I've been TUMBLING INAPPROPRIATELY.
“Right now I’m following 35 people. Most of those people know how to use Tumblr responsibly and only post when they have something worthwhile to say. Others don’t…” I’m sorry if my incessant tumbling has brought anyone to grief. RELATED: Has anyone made a “T.U.I.” joke about tumbling while drunk yet? ‘Cause if not I want credit. Actually, I don’t...
Up up down down left right left right B A select...
I got this in the mail today. It’s OK to be jealous. Next on the list is Contra, Bubble Bobble, MicroMachines and Super Mario III. If anyone has any of these, hook a sista up. I am willing to pay, but not a lot.
Volunteering
Some of you may remember my previous post on being nervous about volunteering at the children’s hospital. I was so fucking nervous that day that I spent 40 minutes hiding in a closet at the hospital. OK, well it wasn’t really a closet, it was more like a small room filled with toys. And I wasn’t hiding, I was cleaning toys and secretly hoping that someone would walk in so that I...
Mr.5th Ave Gucci Duffle Bag Boy →
Subject: No Subject Body: Hey gorgous , how ur day so far? well just passin threw to show some luv , cause ur beauty is somethin that cant be defined…… not sure if u have alreadii, but if u havent ur gonna make someone the luckiest person on earth, ur gorgous and nothin short of the word, well to be completly honest no need to beat around the bush i was wonderin can i be a B.U.D.D.Y if...
“I would give back all my awards and all my nominations just to have him...”
– John Travolta, on Heath Ledger’s death You would give back your awards and nominations? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? Wow, what a sacrifice. Wait, and your heart goes out TO YOU? FUCK YOU. You won’t remember this tomorrow!!!! I hate people.
I try no to care about JA and JL.
When I first heard of JL, I thought he was sort of hot and funny and attractive in a really nerdy way. Then I started reading more about him, and reading his blog. Things have changed. Yeah, Julia is sort of annoying, and sometimes she’s too fucking girly for her own good, but Jacob is such a fucking pretentious arrogant mother fucking douche. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time he...
Denton Chat: BULLSHIT
me: Nick.
me: pretend you're not talking to the world's slowest retard
Nick Denton: sure
me: none of them are real?
Nick Denton: no
Nick Denton: there are three or four real ones
Nick Denton: collegecallgirl is one
me: and the rest are interns.
Nick Denton: yeah
me: the commenters on gawker are employees of gawker media.
Nick Denton: not employees
Nick Denton: interns
me: pretending to be anonymous web jerks
me: you know that I'm going to post this conversation
Nick Denton: sure
me: and you don't care because...
me: ...because it doesn't matter.
Nick Denton: good night
This is reblogged from Jacob Lodwick.
And I call BS. I am a Gawker commenter and I do not, and never did, work at Gawker.
“Let’s be honest, bacon is that good. I bet if you put bits of bacon on a...”
– Jim Gaffigan When I lived on Broome Street, we used to have brunch at Balthazar every single sunday. It was all about the bacon and champagne.
This year's NEWSWEEK Oscar Round Table is better... →
RE: NEWSWEEK Oscar Round Table video
could daniel day lewis’s outfit be ANY hotter? fuck.
Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Arnold’s athetic pants sell on eBay.
Louis, a TRUE MyFreak →
Email One: Subject: hi Body: Hi, you look like a fun women. I hope you don’t mind if I ask you something. I’m sure you’ve heard it all. But I’m curious. What are you looking for in a man? you know, what are your “must haves” in a man ? I want to know what your idea of an adventure is? Sorry if you think this is weird, because I do. I just don’t care....
coatney: Did you know that 'Frangry' is usually one of the top 10 search terms on my site? You've got stalkers...
frangry: dont tell me anymore
frangry: how the fuck is myfreaks@gmail.com taken
frangry: wtf
hoovie: because you aren't that original?
frangry: i wonder if hoovieisabitch@gmail.com is taken?
My new project. →
Forget the book. Just break up with a dude.
…And also ‘cause I lost 12 pounds on the breakup-diet and damnit, there’s nothing like a pair of thigh highs to make you forget about Mr. Wrong! — juliaallison TWELVE fucking pounds?!?! Jesus Christ. I might start dating a dude just so we can break up!
I might puke on a child.
Tomorrow is my first day volunteering at Miami Children’s Hospital and I can honestly say I haven’t been this nervous in years. Decades even. I’ve been trying to watch a movie to get my mind off of it but I can’t even concentrate. I’m a ‘Bedside Buddy.’ So I go to the kids rooms and play games, do arts and crafts, read books, etc etc. I’m scared...
Oh SNAP the NY Post Has Outed McCain's Daughter as... →
The coolest-girl-i-know miss syme (rhymes with time ya’ll) sent me this link moments AGO. Enjoy. I am. — hipsterdiet Oof. Wrong. Not hot at all. She interned at NEWSWEEK and dressed like she was going clubbing every day. It was distracting, but not in a hot girl way.
So wrong. →
via goldenfiddle
El Secreto
From FRANGRY: On January 11th: If I see a particularly beautiful photo in a magazine, I’ll tear it out and put it in my “Inspiration” binder. Do all women do this? — juliaallison Um, no. On January 16th: I saw [The Secret] again yesterday and this morning I decided to take some of it’s advice and I made an “I Want” board. Basically, it just has the pictures of shit you...
El Secreto
So for months and months I made fun of that stupid book that was on Oprah called ‘The Secret’ until one day I decided I’d watch the DVD for fun. Yes, I laughed my ass off at lines like “You are MIchelangelo sculpting David. But the David you are sculpting is your life, and you are doing it with your thoughs.” Come on, that line is pure gold. The thing is, when I was...
“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s...”
– Victoria Beckham, on David’s Armani underwear billboards
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