May 2012
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May 17th
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My life just got significantly better
Thanks to valerian root.
May 17th
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3 tags
May 17th
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May 17th
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To That Mystery Fluid I Sat In On The Bus
Fuck you, dude. 
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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I used my vibrator to massage my shoulder last...
Worked like a charm!
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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Worst Fucking Day Ever
Then I was told I need shoulder surgery. And now I arrived home to find a jury summons. 
May 14th
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I had a serious meltdown at work today
And started crying because my fonts weren’t working. Straight up tears. Pathetic.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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3 tags
May 10th
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3 tags
May 10th
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May 9th
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3 tags
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
83 notes
3 tags
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
I'm home sick watching Rachel Ray
I think I’ve hit rock bottom.
May 4th
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3 tags
May 3rd
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I've Been Sick For An Entire Week Now
And all I really want is a glass of wine…ahdkaugfhdjkdas ugh
May 3rd
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“That’s my cat, Paw Newman. We also have Diane Kitten.”
– Greta Gerwig (via goldenfiddle)
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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More power to her and her big ol titties
But I’m really sick of that Kate Upton video.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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Can someone please tell Sacha Baron Cohen his 15...
May 1st
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“Have the commies paralyzed your city already?”
– Email from Mom
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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3 tags
Apr 29th
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Oh, Me?
Just home waxing my mustache at 9pm on a Saturday night!
Apr 29th
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I've spent the last hour watching videos of...
Not ashamed in the least.
Apr 28th
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Any man, over the age of 17, who bitches about...
Apr 28th
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“I WASN’T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL”
– In an email from a fan.
Apr 27th
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