February 2012
Feb 9th
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Praise The Modern World →
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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WatchWatch
My Shut Up, Weirdo cohost Andy Cohen, doing his thing to help out WFMU’s 2012 Marathon fundraiser. And if you don’t know it’s a parody of the Herman Cain ad, well, now you know. (via shutupweirdo)
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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I’ve watched that trailer 6 times already.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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How The Internet Kicked The Susan G. Komen for the... →
Feb 5th
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Channing Tatum Is Ugly
I mean, unless you’re into cavemen frat boys. 
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Living above a Duane Reade is one of the greatest...
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Geniuses at Time Warner Cable Offering ‘Ryan... →
Feb 3rd
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You guys wanna know something simultaneously...
If I had the choice of only being able to do one thing for the rest of my life, poo or screw, I’d choose pooing.
Feb 3rd
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Or I Can Just Make My Browser Window Smaller
So, when is Tumblr going to add the feature that turns off those stupid flags?
Feb 3rd
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The Internet Always Wins →
newsweek: Susan G. Komen for the Cure has apologized for its decision to stop funding Planned Parenthood. CEO Nancy G. Brinker writes: We want to apologize to the American public for recent decisions that cast doubt upon our commitment to our mission of saving women’s lives. The events of this week…
Feb 3rd
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More creepy messages from creepy dudes →
For Sonia (how come I don’t have your email, girl.)
Feb 3rd
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“You are so weird it’s kind of cool.”
– First line of an email from some random dude asking me out.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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“I hope to have a few girls one day. If not girls, they better be trannies....”
– Blake Lively being an idiot in the latest issue of Elle
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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You Know What's Tacky As Shit?
“Professional” pregnancy photo shoots. I do not need to see a Facebook pic of you hiking your tank top above your giant stomach and sitting in a dark hallway staring out a window. Keep that shit to yourself.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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From George Clooney to Steve-O →
Pathetic.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“The goal today is to not click through any galleries. It’s during slide 18 of 32...”
– Natasha VC 
Jan 30th
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Good Morning Everyone!
I just spilled a giant coffee all over myself! YAY! And the best part is that I always order a tall but today they were nice and gave me a grande. More liquid!!
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Lowest Point Of My Life?
I just started following Drita Davanzo from Mob Wives on Twitter.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Did I Tell You Guys What I Saw At Starbucks This...
Some ghetto dude (with stars shaved into his hair, his pants down to his ankles and a fake ass blinged out watch about 3 inches in diameter) walked in with a banana. Asked the barista for a venti cup. Peeled the banana. Placed the banana in said cup. Poured some cinnamon on it. Handed the cup to the barista and asked him to fill it with skim milk and ice.  As he was mixing his milkshake with his...
Jan 27th
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This Is What It’s Like to be 32 Years Old
I just got a Spanx catalogue in the mail.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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The East Village's Holiday Cocktail Lounge To... →
So sad.
Jan 26th
With Age, Men May Lose Thinking Ability Faster... →
tballardbrown: I post this with no comment. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Brutally Honest 2012 Oscar Nominee Posters →
Jan 25th
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