May 2012
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My life just got significantly better
Thanks to valerian root.
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To That Mystery Fluid I Sat In On The Bus
Fuck you, dude.
I used my vibrator to massage my shoulder last...
Worked like a charm!
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Worst Fucking Day Ever
Then I was told I need shoulder surgery. And now I arrived home to find a jury summons.
I had a serious meltdown at work today
And started crying because my fonts weren’t working. Straight up tears. Pathetic.
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I'm home sick watching Rachel Ray
I think I’ve hit rock bottom.
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I've Been Sick For An Entire Week Now
And all I really want is a glass of wine…ahdkaugfhdjkdas ugh
That’s my cat, Paw Newman. We also have Diane Kitten.
– Greta Gerwig (via goldenfiddle)
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More power to her and her big ol titties
But I’m really sick of that Kate Upton video.
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Can someone please tell Sacha Baron Cohen his 15...
Have the commies paralyzed your city already?
– Email from Mom
April 2012
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Oh, Me?
Just home waxing my mustache at 9pm on a Saturday night!
I've spent the last hour watching videos of...
Not ashamed in the least.
Any man, over the age of 17, who bitches about...
I WASN’T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
– In an email from a fan.